July 22, 2004

• Another Day in the Life

  
  

  So, after another few hours of intense videogaming, and barely making any progress I might add, we decided to water the cats and plants. Little did we know, but inside the cat's bowl of water, we were to find a new little friend with a big heart -- and hiss.

  
  

  GEORGIO.

  
  

  

  
  

  Being consciencious bug catchers, we first poked holes in this here Ziploc Brand ziploc. After which, we safely transported him back to Rachel's home, whilst playing with his erstwhile sense of direction and gravity. Sucker.

  
  

  

  
  

  You see, we pretty much forgot about him when we got here, distracted by the devilishly handsome Shagmalone Boustier Farfuhknockinson the Fifth. And by "devilishly handsome" I mean dumber than a box of paints. Moving on. After realizing that he was barely alive, we revived him with carbon dioxide, thus reviving him back to life.

  
  

  

  
  

  "What the FUCK is that?"

  
  

  

  
  

  Free Georgio!

  
  

  

  
  

  I call this Mandolin Beekeeknee.

  
  

  

  
  

  "Shaggy got a peeny?"

  
  

   

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